Bring back Tony

So, here in Scotland, we have our very own Labour 'scandal', where Wendy Alexander appears to have acepted an illegal donation. Of just £950. Now, the sum is significant, because if it had been £1000, then even more laws would have been broken. But why are we treating Jersey as a foreign country?

Meanwhile, south of the border, down Westminster way, they are reeling around in turmoil because donations have been filtered through third parties.

Labour set up all these new laws to inhibit the Tories fundraising, but forgot to study them themselves.

All a bit wobbly, so maybe Tony should be called in?